(T)hat Call me Dave want's your vote,
he desperately wants to stay PM,
but make it a majority people, no doubt about it,
the Tories will not be in power with any Lib Dem.
(W)ell what about an adenoidal Miliband,
to lead our nation,
he's tough enough apparently and you better believe it,
unless the SNP decide otherwise.
(A)lternative to the mainstream parties they claim,
Farage and his 'swivel-eyed loons'
against any other language but English on our trains
that damn EU, the bureaucracy and all those coo...immigrants.
(T)he Greens are making waves with the student population,
their policy scrutiny has been hardly a breeze,
one could say their popularity peaked,
when the Lib Dems broke their promise on tuition fees.
(S)o what about Nick Clegg and his Lib Dem party,
calling for the electorate to stick to the centre, to the middle,
perhaps they'll be the biggest losers,
no longer the kingmakers and left standing in their own piddle.